I do too! :] It’s much more interesting too, I think.
"So all of Mary’s family has been murdered. Isn’t it about time she just gave up on attempting to survive and handed herself over the Death Eaters?"
"Is Lucy even pregnant with Amos’ child? Maybe the Aussie sweetheart is anything but sweet. She could be stating he’s her baby daddy as a way to tie her once wild man to her for good."
"I want some canon ships to be completed like Mary/Reginald or Addie/Julian"
"I feel bad for the young Death Eaters. They had barely had the chance to live their lives, and now they are being forced to fight and die for the cause."
"Emma Vanity has a death wish. Doesn’t she know that the man always chooses his Wife over his Mistress. Especially when said wife is Bellatrix Lestrange."
"Ruby Everett could give the Death Eaters a run for their money when it comes to mental instability."
"Amycus Carrow seems incredibly upset that Alecto is moving out of the manor. Is this a sign that he’s losing his sister completely to Augustus Rookwood?"
"Rumour has it that Adrian Nott is incapable of getting it up. Maybe he’s asexual."
"After so many years of waiting, it’s about time James shagged Lily. The boy must have blue balls."